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What Conan’s Watching?

“What Conan’s Watching” is another hilarious desk piece.

I was watching Life Below Zero. Then I hit the info button and it said, “The story of Ben Carson’s polling numbers.”

I was watching Dating Naked. Then I hit the info button and it said, “It’s blurred; find something else to masturbate too.”

I was watching Chicago Fire. Then I hit the info button and it said, “The buildings are not the only things getting wet.”

I was watching One Life to Live. Then I hit the info button and it said, “A cat’s nightmare.”

I was watching The Goldbergs. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Mel Gibson’s least favorite show.”

I was watching The Voice. Then I hit the info button and it said, “A singing competition with talented celebrates judge’s and Adam Levine.”

I was watching The Amazing Race. Then I hit the info button and it said, “I’ll give you a hint, it’s not Asians.”

I was watching The Blacklist. Then I hit the info button and it said, “A complete list Bill Maher’s sexual partners.”

I was watching Cougar Town. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Watch as older women get drunk on wine and gossip. Not to be confused with the 4th hour of the Today Show.”

I was watching Two and a Half Men. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Original title: Chris Christie’s pant size.”

I was watching Law & Order: SVU. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Keeping struggling actors employed since ’99.”

I was watching The Walking Dead. Then I hit the info button and it said, “A Larry King biopic.”

I was watching Dance Moms. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Hooter waitress little league.”

I was watching The Flash. Then I hit the info button and it said, “The name of Conan O’Brien’s sex tape.”

I was watching American Idol. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Preventing Ryan Seacrest from coming out since 2003.”

I was watching Antiques Roadshow. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Larry King’s tinder.”

I was watching Rizzoli & Isles. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Surprisingly, not an Olive Garden dish.”

I was watching Hell On Wheels. Then I hit the info button and it said, “Stephen Hawking’s nickname in bed.”

I was watching American Horror Story. And then I hit the info button and it said, “The original title for ‘Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo’”

I was watching Are You The One? And then I hit the info button and it said, “10 men and 10 women try to find the one… who gave them chlamydia.”