CNN’s Interactive Election Map Reveals Year Long Love Affair With John King


“Come on baby, show me your polling data.”

ATLANTA, GA — CNN’s Interactive Election Map has dropped a bombshell. No, not Donald Trump winning the Presidential Election rather the Interactive Election Map has been having an affair with CNN’s Chief National Correspondent John King. “I love his hair and his eyes and pretty much everything is sexy about him. He’s very delicious. I love the way he points at me,” gushed the interactive map. “John is so spicy. Just the way he cares about the results in North Dakota. Not even North Dakota cares about North Dakota. Muy caliente!” We reached out to King’s rep about the affair and are awaiting word back.

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